subliminal messages

Hmmm...you think it's true what ya think?


WOMEN’S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like



MEN’S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What’s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.
14. Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I’d like to have sex with you.
15. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

Study so you can have a better job

Talked to Mama this evening and am glad they are doing good. My Sister Eme doesn't want to go to school this year and I convinced her to go. I hope she will listened to me. She is gonna be fourth year highschool and if she don't go to school this year she is going to waste this year not going to school. I don't want that. I want her to go to school so when she is done in her highschool I hope she could go to college and study for nursing. So she can go abroad. And help our family. I hope....

Anyway, I hope she listen to me and if she does later on she will thank me..

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Where is he?

Daddy is not home yet, he went to Davao for 3 months and I can't believed he stays there for so long. I don't know what he do in that place but he told us he is doing crusade. I don't really know if he told us the truth but we believed on him.

Anyway, I am just hoping that he will be back home soon. We are so worried about him. I hope he is okay we texted them and nobody replied us.

I hope God will watch over him.

My neck is so hurt..

I feel like I am gonna die, Yesterday I played with kids, I put them up to my feet I don't really know what's the name of the game, Anyway, I put them at the bottom of my feet then, I put my feet up high with a kid on my feet then it's like flying up high I didn't hold this 3 years old kid and It's like flying up high kids love it then suddenly, ths kid flew at the back of me its like I fall backwards and it almost break my neck it's like I am upside down back..can't really explain it..Anyway, my neck is extremely hurt..I thought I broke my neck but thank God it's not it just so hurt..Right now I don't feel good. IT's still hurting. I will never do it again.

Tv shows

Do you like history? I don't really like history my friend love history so when he watch history I watched too and it's kinda interesting so I feel like I love to watch history now I love to watch science too they are so cool..

Yesterday we watched science and they were talking about scientist can change what the chicken would look like they can change the feathers into skin like dino skin they could put a tale on the chicken and even teeth like a dinasaurs..it's so interesting..

Anyway, scientist are really smart...

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